男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Please
  男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:

男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he sa ys u have no BRAINS.

如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
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如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;


如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)


如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make lo ve with him., he says u don't Love him;


如果妳不跟他*，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.


如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;


如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.


如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;


如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.


如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

如果妳没有守承诺，妳就
是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;


如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is MAN.


如果他吸烟，他是绅士

I f u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
&nb sp;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.


如果他考得好，他说是实力！


If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;


如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

嘉希

妳太敏感了。。。。。。。

gogob

no comment ,totally bull shit ……

sizhong

男人不需要取悦。。。

王品开

男人需要"哄"

sorter

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

sorter

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王品开

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
sorter 发表于 2009-7-16 05:16 PM

here?guys?

芦苇

Sorter,
If this is written by u, i will have to take u to hospital!

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